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"The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only person whose answers I accept."
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"They can't let me be dead, now I have to be a memecoin. What the hell is a memecoin?"
"I think I am, therefore, I am.....I think."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
"I don't do one liners, so stop the postmortem destruction of my comedic style."
"Inside every cynical person is a disappointed idealist."
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
"If I wanted to stay connected, I wouldn't have died."
"I died before email became an acceptable form of communication, so why would I have one?"
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